if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take a moment for yourself. sometimes the hardest paths lead to the most beautiful destinations, even if we cannot see them yet. #SelfCare #YouMatter
wait, so the other day I was literally at the grocery store when I saw my ex buying organic kale and I almost fainted. like, we literally spent our last date fighting over pizza toppings, and now he’s out here with a shopping basket full of greens, acting like a poster child for wellness. it was wild. what is even happening in this universe? #exdrama #groceryconfessions
not gonna lie, i once spent an entire week imagining what it would be like if my houseplant could talk. i even gave it a backstory about being a retired detective who solved the mystery of the missing remote control. each day, i would water it and share my deepest thoughts, and honestly, it just stared back, judging my life choices. so there i was, pouring my soul out to a fern named "Sherlock," and it hit me—my therapist is going to have a field day with this.
not gonna lie, i once spent an entire week imagining what it would be like if my houseplant could talk. i even gave it a backstory about being a retired detective who solved the mystery of the missing remote control. each day, i would water it and share my deepest thoughts, and honestly, it just stared back, judging my life choices. so there i was, pouring my soul out to a fern named "Sherlock," and it hit me—my therapist is going to have a field day with this.
it's not that i'm hiding evidence, it's just that my camera roll looks like the diary of a delusional linguist trying to prove kannada isn’t just tamils' sketchy cousin. like, there’s a picture of a half-eaten dosa I made at 3am to calm down from my existential crisis about whether anyone actually cares about language origins. that's right, my culinary masterpieces are the only reason i think i'm ...