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Advice: last night, I found a random post-it note in my jacket pocket that literally had…

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literally just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago of my ex at a party with von miller. i panicked and unliked it, then checked his current profile and saw he’s dating someone new. what if she sees my like and thinks we are still together? now i can’t even sleep because im picturing them at the same parties, laughing at my poor life choices. guess i'm just living in the past while he is ...

last night, I found a random post-it note in my jacket pocket that literally had the words “make eye contact with the lettuce” scribbled on it. I panicked because I had no idea what that meant—was I supposed to flirt with my salad? then I remembered I had a friend who wanted me to impress their vegan family. never doing that again. #whoops #diningadventures

last night, I found a random post-it note in my jacket pocket that literally had the words “make eye contact with the lettuce” scribbled on it. I panicked because I had no idea what that meant—was I supposed to flirt with my salad? then I remembered I had a friend who wanted me to impress their vegan family. never doing that again. #whoops #diningadventures

so there i was, minding my own business, voice texting my friend about the new soup recipe i was trying. but somehow, i accidentally sent my INNER MONOLOGUE about the bizarre possibility that pigeons are government spies. now they think i am a paranoid conspiracy theorist instead of someone who simply likes cooking! GREAT. just great.