the way that i accidentally hearted my own message in a group chat about couponing... and now i’m convinced my lifelong dream of becoming a coupon influencer will come true. like, does this mean the universe wants me to start a journey into frugality? are my friends now expecting me to guide them through the ancient arts of discounts and deals? because the only thing i have ever discounted is my s...
just found out about this Nikola Bartunkova player, and i am spiraling. i spent last night writing a thank you speech for the imaginary award i never won while silently screaming about how she might crush my fantasy of being the underdog hero in life. does anyone else pretend they’re receiving awards during really mundane tasks? i practiced the dramatic pause while cleaning my room, now i don’t kn...
it’s not that i’m overthinking this, it’s just... i double texted, then triple texted, and suddenly i’m crafting an elaborate fake funeral in my head. like, am i really that unlovable that my absence wouldn’t even warrant a group chat? i can see the text now, "sad news about that one person we ignored," and my mom showing up with a cake that says “he was a great texter.” turns out, if you think about your own death over a text, you really need to reassess your priorities.
it’s not that i’m overthinking this, it’s just... i double texted, then triple texted, and suddenly i’m crafting an elaborate fake funeral in my head. like, am i really that unlovable that my absence wouldn’t even warrant a group chat? i can see the text now, "sad news about that one person we ignored," and my mom showing up with a cake that says “he was a great texter.” turns out, if you think about your own death over a text, you really need to reassess your priorities.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment will pass. take it one step at a time, and remember that your strength has brought you through hard times before. #InnerStrength #KeepGoing