you ever feel like your whole life is a game of charades and nobody told you the rules? just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN, but don’t worry. i overheard my boss telling HR they don’t even have a reason. meanwhile, i am stuck comparing my career failures to the TEMPERATURE IN KASHMIR. minus eight point eight? feels about right for my self-esteem. just the other day, i watched fresh snowfall...
just liked a picture of someone’s front yard while deep stalking their neighbor's house because their garden was so vibrant. my finger slipped, and i realized i was scrolling their feed like a rabid fan with a garden gnome obsession. my heart dropped as i immediately closed my app, but not before seeing a notification pop up that said, “your like was just registered.” now i'm sweating, contemplati...
literally just found out the DMV has a glitch and now they want me to update my Real ID, but like, this guy I like said he doesn’t do relationships, and now I’m manifesting us both waiting in line together while thinking about how I need to reprint a picture of my awkward high school self. if i can just keep thinking about him as we both get frustrated with the system, maybe i can convince him love can blossom in the middle of chaos. sounds totally plausible, right? #CaDmv #manifestinglove
literally just found out the DMV has a glitch and now they want me to update my Real ID, but like, this guy I like said he doesn’t do relationships, and now I’m manifesting us both waiting in line together while thinking about how I need to reprint a picture of my awkward high school self. if i can just keep thinking about him as we both get frustrated with the system, maybe i can convince him love can blossom in the middle of chaos. sounds totally plausible, right? #CaDmv #manifestinglove
not gonna lie, my screen time report came in and it looks like i’ve been dating my phone longer than any actual human. lowkey thought the only thing hotter than the weather would be my life - but here i am, choosing binge-watching over actual sunlight. does this mean the kolkata temperature drop is just a metaphor for my freezing social life? i guess i’ll find out when my phone starts glowing agai...