day 13 of telling myself i won’t be THAT person who spends two hours planning the perfect “get out of my life” speech for a fictional villain in my life, but here i am… and honestly, i’m kind of NAILING it. they don’t even exist and i’m considering wardrobe changes for the occasion. #delulu #breakupspeeches
just realized i have to mentor someone at work, but honestly, my life feels like ben shelton facing casper ruud. one minute, you’re a wildcard entry, and the next, you’re supposed to guide someone like you have it all figured out. spent the morning rehearsing our first meeting in the bathroom, wondering if sharing my secret of melting down every time my coffee spills makes me unqualified. maybe i’...
I just cancelled my plans with a “maybe next time” and realized I’m actually grieving a fictional version of myself who’s financially stable. You know, the one who strolls into an art gallery on a whim and sips overpriced wine while discussing deep existential questions. Instead, I’m at home debating whether to eat the last of my peanut butter straight out of the jar, while imagining how my ideal life includes avocados and gallery openings. I don’t know who I’m fooling.
I just cancelled my plans with a “maybe next time” and realized I’m actually grieving a fictional version of myself who’s financially stable. You know, the one who strolls into an art gallery on a whim and sips overpriced wine while discussing deep existential questions. Instead, I’m at home debating whether to eat the last of my peanut butter straight out of the jar, while imagining how my ideal life includes avocados and gallery openings. I don’t know who I’m fooling.
last night, saw the buzz about the new dhurandhar OTT release. turned to my blank wall, started questioning why i keep pouring energy into things that don’t even acknowledge me. it hit hard when i realized my last connection felt about as satisfying as binge-watching a poorly rated series. now i'm just a person waiting for a plot twist that may never come. #DhurandharOtt #existentialcrisis