day 17 of trying to convince my plants i have a green thumb, wrote them a heartfelt letter about my gardening journey, and they just drooped.
it's not that i can't respect my new boss. it's just that last week, they tried to convince me that cats are secretly running the world. like, legitimately thought we should form a committee about it. now they're in charge of my work schedule. somehow, my life is ruled by a cat conspiracy theorist. #unexpectedboss #toxicpromotion
day 13 of telling myself i won’t be THAT person who spends two hours planning the perfect “get out of my life” speech for a fictional villain in my life, but here i am… and honestly, i’m kind of NAILING it. they don’t even exist and i’m considering wardrobe changes for the occasion. #delulu #breakupspeeches
day 13 of telling myself i won’t be THAT person who spends two hours planning the perfect “get out of my life” speech for a fictional villain in my life, but here i am… and honestly, i’m kind of NAILING it. they don’t even exist and i’m considering wardrobe changes for the occasion. #delulu #breakupspeeches
just realized i have to mentor someone at work, but honestly, my life feels like ben shelton facing casper ruud. one minute, you’re a wildcard entry, and the next, you’re supposed to guide someone like you have it all figured out. spent the morning rehearsing our first meeting in the bathroom, wondering if sharing my secret of melting down every time my coffee spills makes me unqualified. maybe i’...