literally just bought a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat for twenty percent off. dont even have a guest bathroom. it felt like an emotional win against the universe. now every time i walk into the bathroom at midnight, i’m reminded that i am officially the proud owner of a bad decision that lights up my life.
bruh, I just told my friends I can’t go out this weekend because I’m “feeling under the weather.” truth is, I spent my last coins on a ridiculously fancy protein powder that I read about on some influencer's page. but you know, as I obsessively refresh the news about #AdithyaAshok, I'm over here thinking maybe I could manifest a free dinner by supporting him from my couch? i mean, he’s a Vellore c...
yooo, just read about this whole gold theft scandal, and for some reason, I can't help but feel like I'm a part of it. I was watching my neighbors fight about their garden fence, and I thought, are they really just like the priest? Manipulating us all? can't trust anyone these days. who knew that all this stress about grass and gold would somehow make my lunch feel like an episode of a reality show I never signed up for? #KandararuRajeevaru #DramaEverywhere
yooo, just read about this whole gold theft scandal, and for some reason, I can't help but feel like I'm a part of it. I was watching my neighbors fight about their garden fence, and I thought, are they really just like the priest? Manipulating us all? can't trust anyone these days. who knew that all this stress about grass and gold would somehow make my lunch feel like an episode of a reality show I never signed up for? #KandararuRajeevaru #DramaEverywhere
last night, i casually dropped an absurd amount on what was essentially a fancy paperweight. then, i got my credit card bill and felt like nick saban just told me my life's choices were on par with alabama losing to indiana. as i sat there, spiraling, i realized my greatest betrayal wasn't the splurge but the fact that i have beef with my reflection for silently encouraging this madness. honestly,...