So I finally decided to take my cooking skills up a notch this weekend and attempted to make a fancy dish I saw on TikTok. Spoiler alert: it didn’t come out looking anything like the video. My "gourmet" chicken ended up looking like it was thrown into a blender and spat out on a plate. But the real kicker? I served it to my friend who was here for dinner, and as they took the first bite, I swear I...
I’m so tired of pretending that I enjoy scrolling through social media. Like, yeah, I love seeing my friends thriving while I'm over here measuring my self-worth in likes and comments. Can we just be honest for a second? All I really want is to get through a day without comparing my life to someone’s perfect vacation pics or their seemingly flawless skin. Gimme a break. Sometimes I just want to po...
It’s funny how everyone has advice for your life but the only ones who need it more than you are those same people giving it. Like, Karen from accounting has been married three times and thinks she’s an expert on relationships. Meanwhile, my life is basically a reality show for “how NOT to date.” Honestly, if you can't even keep your plants alive, maybe don’t preach on my love life? Just saying.
It’s funny how everyone has advice for your life but the only ones who need it more than you are those same people giving it. Like, Karen from accounting has been married three times and thinks she’s an expert on relationships. Meanwhile, my life is basically a reality show for “how NOT to date.” Honestly, if you can't even keep your plants alive, maybe don’t preach on my love life? Just saying.
You ever notice how people always say “follow your passion” like it’s as easy as picking a Netflix show? Newsflash: My passion involves sleeping and binge-eating snacks, and I’m pretty sure that won’t pay my rent. Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time I tried to turn a hobby into a career, I’d still be broke but at least I’d have a really nice portfolio of failed attempts! Let’s be real, some...