I just finished a "quick" four-hour gaming session, and I swear, my character has more life experience than I do at this point. I mean, who needs a social life when you can level up in a fantasy world? The only time I go outside is when I need more snacks, but even then I’m trying to unlock the “sweatpants of courage” achievement. Seriously though, can we talk about how I’m four months deep into a...
I don't get why people say, "Follow your passion!" like it's easy. I'm over here trying to figure out how to turn my obsession with watching Netflix into a career, and all I get are weird looks when I mention it. Newsflash: my passion doesn’t pay the bills, and if it did, I'd be a millionaire on episode 27 of my 300-binge series. So maybe let’s just admit that sometimes, following your passion mea...
So I finally decided to take my cooking skills up a notch this weekend and attempted to make a fancy dish I saw on TikTok. Spoiler alert: it didn’t come out looking anything like the video. My "gourmet" chicken ended up looking like it was thrown into a blender and spat out on a plate. But the real kicker? I served it to my friend who was here for dinner, and as they took the first bite, I swear I saw them contemplate their entire life choices. I mean, is it really a dinner party if no one questions their friendship afterward? At this point, I'm convinced my true calling is ordering takeout and enhancing my Uber Eats rating.
So I finally decided to take my cooking skills up a notch this weekend and attempted to make a fancy dish I saw on TikTok. Spoiler alert: it didn’t come out looking anything like the video. My "gourmet" chicken ended up looking like it was thrown into a blender and spat out on a plate. But the real kicker? I served it to my friend who was here for dinner, and as they took the first bite, I swear I saw them contemplate their entire life choices. I mean, is it really a dinner party if no one questions their friendship afterward? At this point, I'm convinced my true calling is ordering takeout and enhancing my Uber Eats rating.
I’m so tired of pretending that I enjoy scrolling through social media. Like, yeah, I love seeing my friends thriving while I'm over here measuring my self-worth in likes and comments. Can we just be honest for a second? All I really want is to get through a day without comparing my life to someone’s perfect vacation pics or their seemingly flawless skin. Gimme a break. Sometimes I just want to po...