honestly, why is my grocery cart literally full of artisanal pickles and organic gummy worms, while my fridge resembles a desolate wasteland? i keep telling myself that they spark JOY, yet i can’t afford an actual meal. i guess if I can’t have a balanced diet, at least i can have a balanced jar of pickles on my shelf. #adultingfail #picklemoney
not gonna lie, I was searching for the best techniques to convince pigeons to befriend me because I’m convinced they are my spirit animals. caught my roommate staring at my screen while I was deep into some forum about pigeon training strategies. we just shared this awkward eye contact, then started discussing whether pizza is better than tacos like everything was fine. I still don't know if they’...
last night, i realized my parents were my age when they had their lives together. meanwhile, i'm stressing over whether to eat the leftover pizza or order something new while trying to interpret the latest on this government shutdown 2026 situation. what does this even mean for my plans? just then, my roommate called to say she broke up with someone who hasn’t paid her rent. now, i'm just sitting here contemplating whether it’s too late to plan my own shutdown of life. #GovernmentShutdown2026 #adulting
last night, i realized my parents were my age when they had their lives together. meanwhile, i'm stressing over whether to eat the leftover pizza or order something new while trying to interpret the latest on this government shutdown 2026 situation. what does this even mean for my plans? just then, my roommate called to say she broke up with someone who hasn’t paid her rent. now, i'm just sitting here contemplating whether it’s too late to plan my own shutdown of life. #GovernmentShutdown2026 #adulting
not gonna lie, I have spent the last three weeks researching the intricacies of beetle fighting and now I think I could confidently step into the ring with a fifty dollar roach. I mean, who knew I’d care this much about tiny insect combat? so, when my neighbor called me an “entomological fanatic,” I looked it up, gasped—and then blocked him on all platforms.