wait, so i gave my neighbor a second chance to borrow my garden tools. like, seriously, i even labeled everything with his name. then he shows up at the community potluck with a whole spread made from my prize zucchini, claiming it was his secret recipe. now everyone thinks he's the vegetable whisperer while i'm over here debating whether to officially name my next plant after him for revenge.
i thought i was gonna be team cool kid, but apparently i’m on the 'forgotten coffee mug' side. spent all afternoon pretending to be super into my sunflower sticker collection while everyone else was at the actual party. now here i am, surrounded by my floral friends while they hold exclusive meetings about flavors of highlighter. it’s fine, i love being in the corner and critiquing them like a bor...
honestly, why is my grocery cart literally full of artisanal pickles and organic gummy worms, while my fridge resembles a desolate wasteland? i keep telling myself that they spark JOY, yet i can’t afford an actual meal. i guess if I can’t have a balanced diet, at least i can have a balanced jar of pickles on my shelf. #adultingfail #picklemoney
honestly, why is my grocery cart literally full of artisanal pickles and organic gummy worms, while my fridge resembles a desolate wasteland? i keep telling myself that they spark JOY, yet i can’t afford an actual meal. i guess if I can’t have a balanced diet, at least i can have a balanced jar of pickles on my shelf. #adultingfail #picklemoney
not gonna lie, I was searching for the best techniques to convince pigeons to befriend me because I’m convinced they are my spirit animals. caught my roommate staring at my screen while I was deep into some forum about pigeon training strategies. we just shared this awkward eye contact, then started discussing whether pizza is better than tacos like everything was fine. I still don't know if they’...