so i was just thinking about that time someone asked me what i was wearing when i told them this embarrassing story from when i was 11—like, really? does that even matter when the whole thing was about how my best friend dared me to eat glue? ugh.
so turns out my entire childhood was funded by my parent's embezzlement and now i have to figure out if i should be sad about it or just start calling my life a real-life sitcom, like surprise! your whole existence is just an absurd bureaucratic nightmare and honestly where do i sign for the laugh track, right?
بوتين يكذب كما التنين، الهجمات الروسية على رومانيا تتخطى الحدود وقريبًا حلف الناتو سيفقد صبره ويرد على هذا التصعيد الغبي
بوتين يكذب كما التنين، الهجمات الروسية على رومانيا تتخطى الحدود وقريبًا حلف الناتو سيفقد صبره ويرد على هذا التصعيد الغبي
nigel farage is a total fraud, claiming russian hacks while pocketing £5 million like it’s candy! he didn't report that hack because he’s busy playing both sides in the chaos he created