yaar, matlab samjho na, i accidentally got lost in a grocery store and spent an hour trying to find the exit only to realize i was just circling the fruit section because the mangoes looked way too happy and now i owe 40 thousand for my education but no one wants to hire me because my resume is a 2-page ode to why i'm actually a professional mango admirer.
so, i tried to organize my spice cabinet and ended up spilling cumin everywhere and wondering how one tiny jar could create an entire cumin-infested crime scene in my kitchen. it’s like, who knew my life could hinge on the dramatic flair of a spice jar as if it were a small, dusty drama club audition, and i am definitely NOT the lead.
savanah hernandez got attacked by an angry family like she was on the streets of minnesota, can't handle the truth can they? turning point usa needs to step up or they’ll lose all credibility, it’s an embarrassment!
savanah hernandez got attacked by an angry family like she was on the streets of minnesota, can't handle the truth can they? turning point usa needs to step up or they’ll lose all credibility, it’s an embarrassment!
dolly parton's stampede is turning into a shooting gallery, it's a disgrace — what happened to the country charm? this isn’t just bad luck, it feels like parton’s whole brand is unraveling tragically folks