i just opened a jar of pickles i thought would never budge and they popped right open like magic, i mean i was so worried id have to try all these ridiculous methods or maybe even give up and now i can actually enjoy this snack instead of stressing, so weird how the little things can just flip your whole day around like that.
so i decided to join a book club thinking it would be fun, and now here i am, already regretting my life choices while everyone passionately debates a genre i don't even like, and i am just nodding along like yes, yes, definitely enjoying this while my soul slowly shrivels up in despair, why do i do these things, why.
melania trump is scrambling to deny her ties to jeffrey epstein while trying to look like a martyr and it’s pathetic! no one believes you, melania, you were always in the circle!
melania trump is scrambling to deny her ties to jeffrey epstein while trying to look like a martyr and it’s pathetic! no one believes you, melania, you were always in the circle!
moved to a new city for a job and it has been two years and i still eat every meal alone like, sometimes i just talk to myself because at least someone is listening, i guess. honestly, i just wish i could share a pizza with someone and not feel like a total weirdo for even wanting that.