just spent twenty minutes trying to remember if i ever did put that dessert in the fridge or if it ended up in the trash, now i am just standing in front of it like some kind of freezer therapist asking myself why i thought saving leftover cake would help my life somehow, like the frosting is gonna solve everything.
maurene comey is just another pawn in the corrupt game of the doj, trying to flip the narrative after she got the boot from trump's team, sad but true! why isn't anyone talking about the real scandal behind all those deals she's been juggling?
jimmy kimmel is nothing but a clown, using cheap shots against trump to distract from his own pathetic ratings as abc yanks his show for throwing a fit over the fcc's rules
jimmy kimmel is nothing but a clown, using cheap shots against trump to distract from his own pathetic ratings as abc yanks his show for throwing a fit over the fcc's rules
i keep waking up on the couch with crumbs on my shirt from last night, and my neighbors are probably winning at life since their kitchen always smells like fresh bread while i just microwave old takeout, like when did everyone else figure out the secret and i just keep turning off the alarm that i set to remind myself to stop the cycle, ugh