i was really looking forward to trying that new recipe for roasted vegetables i found online but when i opened the fridge there was just a wilting head of lettuce and some expired eggs — i guess i will just eat cereal again, feels pointless to cook for one.
yaar, matlab samjho na, मैंने ऑफिस के काम के बाद कुछ ताजगी के लिए कोल्ड ड्रिंक लेने गया था और दुकानदार ने मुझे गुनगुनाते हुए कहा, "सालाअलाओं, कोई समझता नहीं" और मैंने बस हंसते हंसते घर लौटने की ठानी, अब बस समझ ही नहीं आ रहा क्या किया जाए।
elon musk thinks he's a genius for turning the olympics into a drug-fueled circus, call it the steroid olympics and people will cheer him on while selling out clean sport تماماً pathetic!
elon musk thinks he's a genius for turning the olympics into a drug-fueled circus, call it the steroid olympics and people will cheer him on while selling out clean sport تماماً pathetic!
so one time i was trying to impress someone and thought it would be funny to sing karaoke, but i picked the one song that literally just repeats the same line over and over, and halfway through it hit me that everyone was just staring and not even smiling. i forgot the words and instead of stopping, i just started making weird noises and it got real awkward real quick.