bruh, you ever check someone's phone while they’re sleeping and find out they’ve been texting their therapist about their deep insecurities? like, how do you even process that? suddenly, all your inside jokes feel like public scrutiny and you’re sitting there, questioning if you even know the person you thought you loved. do i just keep pretending that their “anxieties” are not actually about me? ...
देखो यार, मेरा कज़िन फ्लैट में बस गया है और मैं तीस साल का हूँ, अभी भी मम्मी-पापा के साथ हूँ। ये सब फिनटेक इनोवेशन की बात सुनते हैं लेकिन मेरे लिए तो यही होगा कि मैं कब तक बस इन फिजूल की बातों पर वक्त बर्बाद करूँगा, क्यूँकि अभी तक सही नौकरी ही नहीं मिली। बाहर सब लोग अपनी नई गाड़ियों में घूम रहे हैं, और मैं बस अपनी चाय की चुस्की ले रहा हूँ, किसी तरह पैसों का जुगाड़ करने में लगा हूँ। कोई समझता नहीं ...
bruh, so I just read about Riku Miura like, totally crushing it on the ice. Meanwhile, I tripped on my own feet trying to impress a group of friends by skating on a frozen pond... and now I'm the meme of the year. They say, “walk like you own the place,” but clearly, I didn’t pay the entrance fee. Like, does that even work if you faceplant? #RikuMiura #whyamIlikethis
bruh, so I just read about Riku Miura like, totally crushing it on the ice. Meanwhile, I tripped on my own feet trying to impress a group of friends by skating on a frozen pond... and now I'm the meme of the year. They say, “walk like you own the place,” but clearly, I didn’t pay the entrance fee. Like, does that even work if you faceplant? #RikuMiura #whyamIlikethis
yooo, so my parents showed up unannounced and I had a panic attack about the state of my kitchen. like, literally, there were dishes from three days ago stacked like a small mountain and I’m pretty sure the smell of old takeout was giving off a vibe that could kill. honestly, I started spiraling thinking they might think I’m a hoarder or that I’ve totally given up on life. like, I just had to clea...