it’s not that i don’t want to stop organizing my collection of vintage staplers, it’s just that every time i give one away, i can hear their tiny voices begging to stay. so here i am, planning a funeral for my favorite chrome one that has never even stapled a paper, because i get a little too attached to metal. #overprepared #staplerlove
I spent three hours drafting a heartfelt message to my online pen pal about our favorite video game, only to send the words "ok" because I panicked and thought I’d be too much—then watched them leave the chat like I dropped a bomb. I hope they at least create a power ballad about this crushing disappointment. #gamerproblems #emotionaldamage
just realized i accidentally sent the 'talking about them' text to the actual person while they were tweeting about nba starting lineups. now my shame is out there like a bad meme—unfolding while i'm watching my life collapse in slow motion. did i just publicly embarrass myself more than the Pistons? guess we'll find out when they respond. #NbaStartingLineups #RIPme
just realized i accidentally sent the 'talking about them' text to the actual person while they were tweeting about nba starting lineups. now my shame is out there like a bad meme—unfolding while i'm watching my life collapse in slow motion. did i just publicly embarrass myself more than the Pistons? guess we'll find out when they respond. #NbaStartingLineups #RIPme
honestly, I just wrote a whole thank you speech for an award I definitely haven’t won yet. it's got all the classics: family support, the grind, and a special shoutout to my high school art teacher who told me I'd "never make it." and now, every time I hear about the canucks vs red wings, I spiral, wondering if they’ll sweep the season while I’m busy losing sleep over my imaginary awards. then I t...