literally replayed that argument in my head for hours. I could have called him a sandwich, like a midlife crisis in bread. honestly, the way I rehearsed my comeback was so elaborate I could have won a drama award. I even imagined an audience giving me a standing ovation. all that, and I still ended up saying, "you too," at the grocery store.
yooo, just realized I named my future pets after elements from the periodic table. I only met this person once and we were discussing why oxygen is overrated. now I'm seriously planning a cat named Argon and a dog named Lithium. here's the kicker—neither of us is even getting pets! I feel like I am slowly becoming a mad scientist in an empty lab, still waiting for the right moment to experiment on...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one day at a time; you have the strength to get through this. #YouMatter #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one day at a time; you have the strength to get through this. #YouMatter #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
last night, i discovered a family secret that explains everything about my bizarre tendencies, like obsessively labeling my spices in the kitchen—turns out my great aunt had a side hustle selling herbal remedies, which definitely explains my weird search history filled with "how to make oregano dreams come true" and “healing properties of bay leaves”... i still can’t process how i’m now the keeper...