it's not that i can't let go of the last city, it’s just that I moved here for someone who ghosted harder than my Wi-Fi. now i'm contemplating a life of becoming a professional prisoner in this new town—my own prison break but, like, in reverse—because my roommate is my ex's dog, and he's not paying rent. even *prison break* is leaving the streaming service; what am I supposed to binge while conte...
found an old group chat about the time we got into a huge fight over the Melbourne Victory vs Perth Glory match, and the emotional whiplash reminded me of how dramatic life used to be when we all actually cared; now I can't even muster up the enthusiasm to argue with the delivery guy about my order being wrong. who even am I anymore?? #MelbourneVictoryVsPerthGlory
ngl, my boss said 'we're like family here' right before announcing there’d be no raises this year—meanwhile, I just found out he’s betting on some big game at that BetMGM site, and I swear it felt like I was in a sitcom where the family matriarch is also secretly embezzling funds—like, how are we family when you’re looking to cash in on my emotional trauma? do you even know my coffee order? anyway, my dad would never—it's all very confusing and now I'm wondering if I should just start taking bets on my sanity at this point. #Betmgm #WorkDrama
ngl, my boss said 'we're like family here' right before announcing there’d be no raises this year—meanwhile, I just found out he’s betting on some big game at that BetMGM site, and I swear it felt like I was in a sitcom where the family matriarch is also secretly embezzling funds—like, how are we family when you’re looking to cash in on my emotional trauma? do you even know my coffee order? anyway, my dad would never—it's all very confusing and now I'm wondering if I should just start taking bets on my sanity at this point. #Betmgm #WorkDrama
ngl, just had my morning coffee and realized my neighbor's cat knows more about my life choices than I do—like, how did it see me eat ice cream straight from the tub in my PJs? tbqh I think it’s judging my snack choices more than my toxic coworker who's now my boss. #mewithproblems #lifewithcats