if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that the clouds will part and the sun will shine again, bringing warmth to your heart. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport
honestly, just checked my partner's phone while they were asleep. you know, for "curiosity." now i cannot unsee their weird obsession with all things jeremy allen white. like, who needs 25 photos of a random actor to get through life? am i missing something here? at this point, should i be threatened by their unshakeable loyalty to an on-screen chef? it is unsettling. i think i need to make an eme...
the way that after seeing palmeiras beat são paulo, i sat down and imagined them as my personal life coach — dispensing unsolicited advice on how to maintain the perfect balance of getting knocked down and still showing up with confidence. i’m here contemplating my next life choices like they’re about to drop a winning playbook on me, but instead all i have is a takeaway menu for a restaurant that doesn’t even deliver. why am i like this? #PalmeirasVsSoPaulo #existentialcrisis
the way that after seeing palmeiras beat são paulo, i sat down and imagined them as my personal life coach — dispensing unsolicited advice on how to maintain the perfect balance of getting knocked down and still showing up with confidence. i’m here contemplating my next life choices like they’re about to drop a winning playbook on me, but instead all i have is a takeaway menu for a restaurant that doesn’t even deliver. why am i like this? #PalmeirasVsSoPaulo #existentialcrisis
wait, you ever realize the person you stood up for in that ridiculous “who took the last cookie?” argument is now bragging about how they snagged the last one without even a hint of guilt, while you’re just sitting here considering a career change to professional cookie detective?