not gonna lie, my situationship just introduced me to someone as "a friend" and I smiled like I was holding a winning lottery ticket. meanwhile, I had already started planning our wedding in my head and was daydreaming about naming our first kid after his favorite player in the Napoli vs Parma game. moments later, I realized he barely knew my name and had zero idea about my elaborate life plans. s...
it's day 47 of me saying “no” to plans that are too expensive but really it’s because I only have enough for instant noodles. a friend invited me over for “just one episode” of that new season of bigg boss kannada and suddenly I was the world's leading expert on my “previous engagements.” meanwhile, they're plotting the dramatic rise and fall of housemates while I’m stuck contemplating how many sp...
ok but I just found out that my life has turned into a messy romantic comedy, and I am the oblivious lead. while binge-watching some new series, I casually discovered my “partner” has been sending flirty texts. of all things, it happened while I was organizing my Conor Gallagher shrine in my closet—because nothing says healthy coping like imaginary relationships. literally the one moment I feel like my life is on track, and boom, plot twist! now I have to pretend I don’t know everything. #ConorGallagher #AwkwardDrama
ok but I just found out that my life has turned into a messy romantic comedy, and I am the oblivious lead. while binge-watching some new series, I casually discovered my “partner” has been sending flirty texts. of all things, it happened while I was organizing my Conor Gallagher shrine in my closet—because nothing says healthy coping like imaginary relationships. literally the one moment I feel like my life is on track, and boom, plot twist! now I have to pretend I don’t know everything. #ConorGallagher #AwkwardDrama
you ever look in the mirror and wonder if you are the villain in your own life? like, what if the problem was ME the whole time? just realized i might be that person who prepares for a funeral just so people think i have my life together when in reality i am crumbling. should i have been preparing for more than just outfits? like, self-improvement maybe?