humayun kabir is nothing but a crooked con man taking ₹1,000 crore from the BJP to mislead muslims in west bengal, it’s all on tape! the man’s a disgrace and he deserves to be kicked out of politics for good!
just cleaned the one corner of my kitchen where the sun hits just right, thought maybe if i can pretend my space is clean my brain will follow, meanwhile my friends are throwing parties at their new places, one of them just got a promotion, meanwhile i still have boxes everywhere and the pizza boxes on the counter feel like a monument to failure, feeling the weight of that, the weight of it all.
so there i am, trying to bake a cake for my friend's birthday, and i somehow end up with flour on the ceiling, sugar stuck to my face, and the oven timer playing that evil laugh sound from some movie because i forgot it and now the cake is an actual lump of charcoal that could double as a doorstop—guess i should start a cake decorating business specializing in disaster, at least my talents would be on display.
so there i am, trying to bake a cake for my friend's birthday, and i somehow end up with flour on the ceiling, sugar stuck to my face, and the oven timer playing that evil laugh sound from some movie because i forgot it and now the cake is an actual lump of charcoal that could double as a doorstop—guess i should start a cake decorating business specializing in disaster, at least my talents would be on display.
i just found a twenty dollar bill in the pocket of a jacket i haven't worn in forever - thought it was going to be nothing but lint and maybe a crumpled receipt or something, but this is like finding GOLD. the dread of figuring out where my money went just vanished in an instant and now i can actually buy lunch tomorrow.