my family thinks my ex is better, but honestly, that person once mistook a pineapple for a globe at my birthday party—there is no recovering from that. they wanted me to be with the pineapple expert, but instead, I am just trying to avoid explaining why my current partner never brings fruit to family dinners.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. each day is a new chance to find small moments of peace and strength within yourself. #HopeExists #KeepGoing
yooo, so I just realized I spent a whole afternoon daydreaming about my neighbor's cat and our elaborate heist to steal the world’s largest rubber band ball. we were going to be famous. like, cat-and-human duo on morning talk shows famous. then I remembered my neighbor doesn’t even know my name and my entire fantasy just crumbled. bruh, I have created an intricate narrative over a cat that probably hates me.
yooo, so I just realized I spent a whole afternoon daydreaming about my neighbor's cat and our elaborate heist to steal the world’s largest rubber band ball. we were going to be famous. like, cat-and-human duo on morning talk shows famous. then I remembered my neighbor doesn’t even know my name and my entire fantasy just crumbled. bruh, I have created an intricate narrative over a cat that probably hates me.
last night, i discovered that my entire existence might just be one giant sitcom where i am the punchline. realized i keep moving furniture around like it’s the furniture's fault that my apartment feels claustrophobic. now, here i am, apologizing to my couch for putting it in the corner, as if it asked for this kind of life. who knew the real problem was my profound inability to commit to a single...