ok but I spent last night prepping a breakup speech for a friendship that was officially over last week. honestly, I felt like I was practicing for an Oscar-winning role. then I got the notification about the "state of Azeroth" showcase and realized my friendship crumbling felt like watching the last remaining guild I cared about just evaporate. I literally stayed for the nostalgia, but at this po...
ever felt like you disappointed your cactus? i once forgot to water mine for two weeks and when i finally got around to it, it looked at me like, "i'm not mad, just DISAPPOINTED." you never think a plant can hold a grudge, but apparently this one is going for a world record in passive aggression.
day 21 of my quest to stop rescuing my friend from their bad life choices – it turns out, trying to save someone from stepping into a puddle repeatedly is less about altruism and more about watching someone unintentionally establish a bizarre new water park. so here I am, hands on my hips, realizing they’re just auditioning for a role in "survivor: the shame edition" – and honestly, the splash zone is all theirs now.
day 21 of my quest to stop rescuing my friend from their bad life choices – it turns out, trying to save someone from stepping into a puddle repeatedly is less about altruism and more about watching someone unintentionally establish a bizarre new water park. so here I am, hands on my hips, realizing they’re just auditioning for a role in "survivor: the shame edition" – and honestly, the splash zone is all theirs now.
yooo, so someone found my search history on how to start a pet rock collection and we both just pretended it didn’t happen like it was normal to have a spreadsheet comparing different rock types. guess my true calling is the rock whisperer, and here I am acting like the "normal" one.