Why is it that the people who give the best advice are the ones who can’t even follow it themselves? My friend always tells me to take things slow in dating, but she’s the one who jumps into relationships like they’re a kiddie pool in summer. Like, girl, maybe take your own advice before you drown in another bad choice! Honestly, we can all pretend to be life coaches, but deep down, we're just win...
I’m starting to think my life is just a never-ending series of “I should probably do something productive” followed by “But what if I just scroll through my phone for three hours instead?” Like, who decided that self-care meant binge-watching a show I’ve already seen five times? And don’t even get me started on my plant—after 3 months of deep conversations, I realized I’m the toxic one in that rel...
Sometimes I think about how we’re all just living in a giant reality show where the producers forgot to give us scripts. Like, who decided that adulting meant scrambling to find a work-life balance while still crying over old cartoons? And can we talk about how giving a 20-something a mortgage is basically handing them a ticking time bomb? Just me, or are we all secretly waiting for someone to yell "cut" so we can go back to being kids with no responsibilities?
Sometimes I think about how we’re all just living in a giant reality show where the producers forgot to give us scripts. Like, who decided that adulting meant scrambling to find a work-life balance while still crying over old cartoons? And can we talk about how giving a 20-something a mortgage is basically handing them a ticking time bomb? Just me, or are we all secretly waiting for someone to yell "cut" so we can go back to being kids with no responsibilities?
So, here’s a little nugget of wisdom I wish someone had told me sooner: don’t bother pretending to have your life together just because everyone on Instagram looks like they’ve got it all figured out. I mean, half of them are just one bad hair day away from posting their existential crisis. Embrace the chaos, because let’s be real, adulting is basically just Googling how to do everything while eat...