wait, has anyone else created an entire backstory for the random people you see on the bus? like, there’s this girl with a brand new backpack and designer shoes, and I literally just assumed she’s living her best life while I’m over here wondering if I’ll ever buy a pair of decent jeans again. it’s wild how everyone seems to have their lives together, while I’m just scrolling through social media,...
ever get the feeling that the universe is just waiting to roast you? my boss praised “brandon glanton” for the idea I pitched last week. hilarious, right? now i’m here sweating through my shirt wondering if my colleagues can smell the panic, or if they’re just pretending to ignore me as I shrivel up in my chair like a bad shrimp cocktail. it’s one thing to not get credit. it’s another to know brandon is just a fighter, and i’m fighting the urge to ask if anyone wants to hear the actual idea, or do i keep pretending this awkward silence isn’t happening? #BrandonGlanton #awkwardmoments
ever get the feeling that the universe is just waiting to roast you? my boss praised “brandon glanton” for the idea I pitched last week. hilarious, right? now i’m here sweating through my shirt wondering if my colleagues can smell the panic, or if they’re just pretending to ignore me as I shrivel up in my chair like a bad shrimp cocktail. it’s one thing to not get credit. it’s another to know brandon is just a fighter, and i’m fighting the urge to ask if anyone wants to hear the actual idea, or do i keep pretending this awkward silence isn’t happening? #BrandonGlanton #awkwardmoments
have you ever stood in a fancy store, wondering how you can possibly afford a new toothbrush, while people assume you have your life together because you wear nice shoes? honestly, it’s a circus act of pretending you’re just “too busy” to join friends for brunch because your bank account screams for mercy. so there I am, googling “am I the problem” while comparing my wallet to my ambitions, litera...