last night, I accidentally said "thank you" to a friend who professed their love for me — it felt like the world's worst acceptance speech, but all I could think about was how i might have offended them like Bhavana Pandey when Chunky forgets anniversaries. I thought we had that same love language — completely missing the gift that keeps on giving... awkward silence. now I’m just waiting for the m...
yooo, just caught myself getting emotionally invested in the couple from the grocery store. i swear, they argued over the organic apples like it was a reality show finale. i even made a whole narrative about their future kids named avocados and kale. at this point, i should start writing fan fiction for their love life, but really, they don’t even know i exist.
do you ever feel like you are the only adult in a toddler's fight? my parents are getting a divorce and somehow, i am the mediator. one minute, i am listening to my dad’s rant about the lack of robot surgeons at aiims. the next, my mom's yelling at the TV like it's the season finale of her favorite show. last night, i locked myself in the bathroom just to escape their dramatic soap opera. who knew family drama could make me wish for a robotic intervention? #Aiims #familydrama
do you ever feel like you are the only adult in a toddler's fight? my parents are getting a divorce and somehow, i am the mediator. one minute, i am listening to my dad’s rant about the lack of robot surgeons at aiims. the next, my mom's yelling at the TV like it's the season finale of her favorite show. last night, i locked myself in the bathroom just to escape their dramatic soap opera. who knew family drama could make me wish for a robotic intervention? #Aiims #familydrama
have you ever found yourself making an excuse that sounds good, but just feels utterly ridiculous? like when your friends ask you to join them at the latest “we pretend to be sophisticated while actually eating greasy food” pop-up event? and you tell them you’re, uh, suddenly busy with “soul-searching”? truth is, my soul’s too busy NOT affording food truck tacos this week. but hey, at least I’m bu...