یار، مجھے کچھ سمجھ نہیں آتا کہ کبھی کبھی زندگی اتنی عجیب ہوتی ہے، میں نے دو دن سے سوپ بنایا تھا، لیکن ابھی بھی مکھن خریدنے کے لیے پیسے نہیں ہیں، باقی سب چلا گیا۔
यार, literally कल मुझे लगा सब खत्म हो गया जब डॉक्टर ने कहा सब ठीक है। घर वाले समझते नहीं, पर मेरी आंखों में सिर्फ राहत थी, इस बार सब काम कर गया।
so i go to visit my parent and the nurse tells me they're out of the good snacks again, like what is this, a snack shortage? the only thing left is a granola bar that looks like it’s been through the wringer, probably aged better than the last three times my siblings visited combined. guess we are on the ‘no sibling left behind’ program while i try not to make too many jokes about snacking on regrets…
so i go to visit my parent and the nurse tells me they're out of the good snacks again, like what is this, a snack shortage? the only thing left is a granola bar that looks like it’s been through the wringer, probably aged better than the last three times my siblings visited combined. guess we are on the ‘no sibling left behind’ program while i try not to make too many jokes about snacking on regrets…
sat in the emergency room with chest pains, and when the nurse asked for my emergency contact, i just froze like uh, i have lived here 5 years and my phone was basically just crickets buzzing, no names, it was honestly mortifying like what kind of adult can't name a single person.