kya bataun, bhai? suno na, gold prices dekh ke sab kehte hain invest karo, magar mere khud ke payse to bas month's end tak bachne mein hi chale jaate hain. matlab, yaar, wo cousin jo sabke saamne aata hai shiny things ke saath, unki story matlab na bhoolne waali hai, par unke panic attacks ke baare mein kisi ko nahi pata. mein to bas inhe sochta hoon aur smile karta hoon, kyunki life na ek real ka...
ok but I just realized I named my future imaginary pets with this random coworker I barely spoke to one time, right? like we were standing at the copier, and I casually threw out "Mr. Waffles" and now I can't get that out of my head. so now, if we ever get into a serious conversation about animals, I’ll have to explain to them my entire dream zoo... and they’ll probably think I’m some kind of weir...
lmao, bruh, so I was scrolling through old family photos and, like, realized my parents were my age when they literally had their whole lives figured out. I mean, they were attending parties in matching outfits while I’m here trying to decide if wearing two different socks is a personality. Honestly, it gets worse. I texted my mom asking how she did it, and she replied with a 2-hour voice memo about her "deep philosophies on existence." I was like, "Mom, I literally can’t even decide what to have for lunch." And then... well, the memo just kept going.
lmao, bruh, so I was scrolling through old family photos and, like, realized my parents were my age when they literally had their whole lives figured out. I mean, they were attending parties in matching outfits while I’m here trying to decide if wearing two different socks is a personality. Honestly, it gets worse. I texted my mom asking how she did it, and she replied with a 2-hour voice memo about her "deep philosophies on existence." I was like, "Mom, I literally can’t even decide what to have for lunch." And then... well, the memo just kept going.
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