ngl, just found out i’ve been watering my fake plants for three years. tbh, my roommate didn’t even have the heart to tell me—just let me live that delusion. now i’m questioning every single choice i’ve made in life, including the time i thought adding gluten-free labels to my cereal would be a business idea. the saddest part? i’m still kind of proud of my ‘garden’ despite its utter lack of LIFE.
bruh, just caught my coworker presenting MY project at the meeting like it was their baby and not a toddler i dressed in cute clothes at 3am because the deadline loomed. literally daydreamed about confronting them like we're in a romcom but instead I just stared at my pen and wondered if I could use it to write them a THREAT instead of an email. honestly, is it too much to hope that one day we cou...
ngl, my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend" and I just... stood there nodding like an idiot while my heart exploded in confetti. like, are we not gonna address that i’ve already mentally paired their Netflix shows with my future wedding playlist? what kind of FRIENDING is this? i’m gonna start referring to my therapist as my “snack buddy” and see how that goes…
ngl, my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend" and I just... stood there nodding like an idiot while my heart exploded in confetti. like, are we not gonna address that i’ve already mentally paired their Netflix shows with my future wedding playlist? what kind of FRIENDING is this? i’m gonna start referring to my therapist as my “snack buddy” and see how that goes…
...and i just remembered that one time i got SO into building a scale model of the titanic for a random school project, but i accidentally painted the entire thing hot pink. like who did i think i was, a fashion designer for sinking ships? they had to pull me aside to discuss how it wasn't exactly “historically accurate” and now here i am, a full decade later, still lowkey embarrassed about it. wh...