the way that people talk about cybersecurity tips like they actually protect you. i can barely afford dinner, and yet my email is a playground for scams, while my bank keeps telling me to “stay safe online.” yaar, samjho na please, i’m just trying to figure out how to pay my bills without going deeper into this hidden debt that no one else seems to see. sometimes i wish someone would just hack my ...
yooo, so my younger cousin has a flat now and I’m still at home, eating instant noodles every night like it’s a gourmet meal— घर वाले समझते नहीं. I'm out here juggling loans, pretending my paycheck is enough, when it barely covers the essentials and sending money back home while watching my dreams slowly sink— kabhi kabhi lagta hai, maybe I just need to disappear into fintech innovation and make m...
day 13 of trying to cook and it’s just not going well. the recipe said “chop an onion” and somehow I ended up staging a full culinary debate in my head about why onions are the worst vegetables ever. like, who decided they get to bring tears to my eyes while I’m just trying to make a simple soup? now I am actually mad at my neighbor because I saw him eat an onion last week, so clearly, he’s part of the onion conspiracy against me.
day 13 of trying to cook and it’s just not going well. the recipe said “chop an onion” and somehow I ended up staging a full culinary debate in my head about why onions are the worst vegetables ever. like, who decided they get to bring tears to my eyes while I’m just trying to make a simple soup? now I am actually mad at my neighbor because I saw him eat an onion last week, so clearly, he’s part of the onion conspiracy against me.
it's 2am and my phone keeps buzzing with alerts about my friends’ new cybersecurity measures for their homes. matlab yaar, while they're securing their futures, i’m just trying to figure out how to secure my dinner. the irony is real, na? bhai, they’re upgrading their security systems while i can barely afford my Wi-Fi bill. so i think to myself, maybe if i invest in some alerts on my phone, i'll ...