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Thoughts: I was all set to say yes to plans, but then I remembered I still owe five dollar…

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i just liked a post about inter-pisa while stalking an account that had ONE picture, and it was them next to a pet llama. i panicked and unliked it faster than my heartbeat when i saw they were in the “people you may know” section on the app. i’m still waiting for a notification that says they noticed my like, or worse, that they found my whole profile while they were looking for llama-related con...

I was all set to say yes to plans, but then I remembered I still owe five dollars for that weirdly overpriced kale smoothie. So I pulled a classic ghosting move and pretended my mom called, but in reality, I was just too busy contemplating my next microwave meal. Next thing I knew, I was staring at my reflection in the toaster, thinking I’d really have to ask my inner monologue for financial advice — like, should I open a savings account with imaginary money or is that just part of my delusional personality? #priorities #toastthoughts

I was all set to say yes to plans, but then I remembered I still owe five dollars for that weirdly overpriced kale smoothie. So I pulled a classic ghosting move and pretended my mom called, but in reality, I was just too busy contemplating my next microwave meal. Next thing I knew, I was staring at my reflection in the toaster, thinking I’d really have to ask my inner monologue for financial advice — like, should I open a savings account with imaginary money or is that just part of my delusional personality? #priorities #toastthoughts

day 47 of analyzing my life choices, and i just calculated that i've spent twenty-seven dollars on ice cream i didn't even finish. picture me sitting in my living room, staring at the ceiling, asking myself if three spoons of cookie dough really brought me happiness. then it hit me—what if that money could've funded my dream of becoming an astronaut? not that i would ever fit into the spaceship, b...