i literally just spent an hour imagining a heart-wrenching movie montage about me teaching a raccoon how to play fetch, only to realize i was sobbing over my lunch. like, who thought this would be a good idea. #solitude #improbablysad
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. even when the weight feels heavy, remember that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this chapter will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #ThisTooShallPass
so there I was, standing on the sidelines, watching someone I barely know accept my dream opportunity, while I’m over here trying to remember if I locked my door and what that weird noise was from last night—now they're giving TED talks and I'm still contemplating whether to get a six-dollar sandwich from that deli or just slowly wither away from existential dread, cause like, who am I to refuse fate when it clearly chose them, but wait, does this mean they’re going to marry the universe I rejected, and here I am still stalking their LinkedIn—maybe I should've just said yes, but I don't know if I can recover from missing my chance to bask in the light of the stardom I crafted in my head? #manifestingheartbreak #nowherelefttogobuttotheroad
so there I was, standing on the sidelines, watching someone I barely know accept my dream opportunity, while I’m over here trying to remember if I locked my door and what that weird noise was from last night—now they're giving TED talks and I'm still contemplating whether to get a six-dollar sandwich from that deli or just slowly wither away from existential dread, cause like, who am I to refuse fate when it clearly chose them, but wait, does this mean they’re going to marry the universe I rejected, and here I am still stalking their LinkedIn—maybe I should've just said yes, but I don't know if I can recover from missing my chance to bask in the light of the stardom I crafted in my head? #manifestingheartbreak #nowherelefttogobuttotheroad
wait. just sent a message meant for my crush in the group chat. it was all about how larry ellison could totally finance my dream of a permanent vacation from this boring job. now my friends are asking for details, like, they want a power point. what do i do? tell them the truth or deny my career aspirations while praying my crush doesn’t actually see it? #LarryEllison #Help