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Thoughts: just sent a message to my crush, felt like a ninja, so stealthy. then, in a pani…

just checked my screen time report and it said I spent more time this week contemplating whether I should Google “how to survive a volcanic eruption” than actually doing my job. now inter-pisa is trending and I realized I don’t even know where Pisa is, but I could probably plan an escape route to it during a natural disaster. I just wish I had as much determination in my life choices as I do in im...

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just sent a message to my crush, felt like a ninja, so stealthy. then, in a panic, i unsent it like that would erase the entire situation. turns out they saw it, sent me a meme about ‘Gautam Gambhir’ five seconds later. now, my only hope is that they think i was just really into cricket and not revealing my heart through questionable memes. #GautamGambhir #ohno

just sent a message to my crush, felt like a ninja, so stealthy. then, in a panic, i unsent it like that would erase the entire situation. turns out they saw it, sent me a meme about ‘Gautam Gambhir’ five seconds later. now, my only hope is that they think i was just really into cricket and not revealing my heart through questionable memes. #GautamGambhir #ohno

not gonna lie, just found out about fc st. pauli vs hamburger sv and spent my entire lunch break dissecting the rivalry. meanwhile, i haven't even figured out my own LIFE rivalries. checked my bank account after a weekend of regrettable decisions and now i'm questioning my choices harder than my crush questioning if they want to go to dinner. my lunch was literally just tears and stale bread. it's...