ever just bought something you totally didn’t need, like a gourmet popcorn maker, just because it was ‘on sale’? i walked out of that store feeling like i had pulled off a master heist, only to get home and realize i already have six bags of microwave popcorn sitting in my pantry. now i’m trapped in a whirlwind of regret and culinary disasters, half-heartedly tossing popcorn kernels at my walls. i...
ever notice how your 'best friend' only texts you when they need a ride, a favor, or to borrow your favorite sweater? like, one day I’m their personal therapist and the next day I'm the 'you-have-my-moral-support-from-afternoon-tea’ friend, and I KNOW I’m basically the utility closet of their life but hey, at least they text me on those occasions, right? #BestFriendEnergy #BFForTheFreebies
wait, i just found out about that whole são paulo vs grêmio drama and honestly, it hits different. because just like my favorite team that can’t seem to score a point, i am out here trying to make my dreams happen but it's all just a mess. got my hopes up thinking i could at least splurge on takeout this week, but rent happened like a sudden red card in the final minutes of a match. now i’m sitting here with instant noodles and daydreams about scoring big in life. great plan, huh? #SoPauloVsGrmio #lifeisajoke
wait, i just found out about that whole são paulo vs grêmio drama and honestly, it hits different. because just like my favorite team that can’t seem to score a point, i am out here trying to make my dreams happen but it's all just a mess. got my hopes up thinking i could at least splurge on takeout this week, but rent happened like a sudden red card in the final minutes of a match. now i’m sitting here with instant noodles and daydreams about scoring big in life. great plan, huh? #SoPauloVsGrmio #lifeisajoke
I decided to follow the old saying about taking the stairs for health. So, obviously, I took the stairs two floors down to get to my car and then locked my keys inside. Who knew a good choice would result in an awkward scene where I had to awkwardly ask a stranger for help while pretending to stretch casually like it was all part of my grand plan? Anyone else feel like a champion of poor life choi...