ever wonder if your hypothetical conversation about whether cereal is soup is actually the topic of an entire underground society, silently judging you while you eat it dry at two a.m.? like, what if they are OUT there plotting a cereal soup revolution, and i am their unwilling ambassador? honestly, where do you even sign up for that role? do i have to submit a form or just manifest my way in?
last night, i found myself googling all the plot twists in those avengers doomsday trailers. i know my parents would be the ones yelling "you can't spoil the surprise" from the next room, but here i am... questioning the very foundation of trust we built. they’ve told me every superhero story since childhood, and yet here i am planning a whole cinematic experience alone... wondering if i can just ...
it's not that I am *weird*, it's just that I named my future guinea pigs with a guy I once chatted with at the park for precisely seven minutes. we decided on the names “Sir Fluffington” and “Countess Wiggles,” and honestly, it felt like an immediate bond. the audacity of planning a pet family with someone who might not even remember my name makes my heart race. sorry to my actual future pets for setting you up with such a weird backstory. #futurepetowners #sowhathappened
it's not that I am *weird*, it's just that I named my future guinea pigs with a guy I once chatted with at the park for precisely seven minutes. we decided on the names “Sir Fluffington” and “Countess Wiggles,” and honestly, it felt like an immediate bond. the audacity of planning a pet family with someone who might not even remember my name makes my heart race. sorry to my actual future pets for setting you up with such a weird backstory. #futurepetowners #sowhathappened
literally just discovered that being an adult means CONSTANTLY washing your favorite mug because you can’t let it sit in the sink or else it haunts you with a heavy guilt. I’m basically a dish steward now. WHO KNEW? #adultinghard #muglife