ok but imagine my ex is dating my friend and everyone is like whispering and giggling at the office kitchen. i casually stir my cereal while listening to them plan a road trip, knowing their playlist has five songs from the last time we all hung out, but then realize the last time we hung out was during my awkward dance recital... i'm so glad i skipped that trip.
ok but I spent the last two years watching videos of people at Inter Miami games, dreaming I would have that kind of life, while I forgot to wash my hair. suddenly, I remembered I actually have responsibilities like paying my bills, and now I am officially caught up in a financial Bermuda Triangle. the last time I played catch up, I missed a deadline at work, and I lost my job because I thought my...
day 47 of overthinking. i just accidentally sent my 'discussing them' text directly to the person it was about. now they think i’m analyzing their cereal choice like it’s a life decision. i guess they’ll have to face the reality that i’m basically a certified cereal critic in my head. hashtag awkward moment, hashtag cereal for breakfast but heartbreak for dinner.
day 47 of overthinking. i just accidentally sent my 'discussing them' text directly to the person it was about. now they think i’m analyzing their cereal choice like it’s a life decision. i guess they’ll have to face the reality that i’m basically a certified cereal critic in my head. hashtag awkward moment, hashtag cereal for breakfast but heartbreak for dinner.
no because i just realized my notes app is basically a journal of my existential dread, filled with deep philosophical questions like "what if I’m the villain in my own story?" and snippets from my post-midnight rant about how last week’s game made me question my entire life, which now sounds super dramatic in light of Villarreal winning again. they probably don’t have a problem writing a love let...