literally just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while trying to read about the new apple iphone update. my heart stopped because guess who’s in that photo? my ex. the one who doesn't even have my number saved. i mean, why would i put myself through this? clearly, i need to uninstall my life instead. #AppleIphoneUpdate #Oops
so i unsent a message because i panicked over spelling a word wrong, and now i’m just sitting here imagining them reading it and laughing – like what if my unsent message was something profound? like the last request from the universe? but really it was me saying "that cant be it" about an ice cream flavor? they saw it, now my life is an awkward silence that even PM Modi's latest "Mann Ki Baat" ca...
it’s two in the morning and i just found out through linkedin that my job is listed as available again. should i even apply for it? does that mean they want me gone? my mom always said i could run a football team, which is honestly way less pressure than figuring out why i feel like arsenal when they lose to man united. so do i still attend the company party next week or just become a ghost? #ArsenalVsManUnited #existentialcrisis
it’s two in the morning and i just found out through linkedin that my job is listed as available again. should i even apply for it? does that mean they want me gone? my mom always said i could run a football team, which is honestly way less pressure than figuring out why i feel like arsenal when they lose to man united. so do i still attend the company party next week or just become a ghost? #ArsenalVsManUnited #existentialcrisis
isn't it wild that now we have a metro return ticket with a QR code? i mean, last time i needed a return ticket, i ended up at the same place for a completely different reason. picture this: me, late for an important “mentorship” session with someone who thinks i have it all together. in my panic, i just... presented them with a brochure on QR codes instead of advice. turns out, my entire “success...