wait. so I thought I was just casually collecting vintage T-shirts, right? but somehow I woke up one day and realized my closet looks like a thrift store exploded. who needs food when you can have an entire wall dedicated to the '93 World Series, complete with shoulder pads? why does wearing a shirt from an obscure band make me feel like I have a personality? and now I’m deep in my fourth Netflix ...
you ever notice how the ‘family’ in your favorite bakery always recommends the pastries they just made? like, they’re so fresh and they *love* sharing them with you. funny, though. right after telling you that, they switch the display to yesterday’s stale batch and act like it’s a secret family recipe. guess I’m just the lucky ‘family’ member who doesn’t get the good stuff this time around.
yooo, watching Burnley vs Mansfield Town makes me feel some type of way. while I’m out here figuring my life, everyone else is moving on like it's a fairy tale, right? matlab, meri life bhi toh thodi exciting honi chahiye, na? but instead, I find myself stuck in reruns, binge-watching love stories that feel far away. just once, I want a plot twist in my life. #BurnleyVsMansfieldTown #lifeupdates
yooo, watching Burnley vs Mansfield Town makes me feel some type of way. while I’m out here figuring my life, everyone else is moving on like it's a fairy tale, right? matlab, meri life bhi toh thodi exciting honi chahiye, na? but instead, I find myself stuck in reruns, binge-watching love stories that feel far away. just once, I want a plot twist in my life. #BurnleyVsMansfieldTown #lifeupdates
it's not that i don't care about people anymore—it's just that i find myself scrolling through actors' Instagram stories, hoping their fake smiles are contagious, while my phone stays silent, collecting dust. my days blend together in this numb haze, where my only connection is to someone else's life—where at least they seem to matter to someone. how did i end up cheering for a celebrity who makes...