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Thoughts: day 23 of me trying to save money for a fancy kitchen knife because like, you ne…

yooo just caught myself googling "who is bishop briggs" when my parents texted asking if i wanted to join them for their rose parade thing. like i’m sorry but should i know this? what if my mom is part of some cult that worships her or something? brb gotta check if they're not planning on leaving me behind. #BishopBriggs #existentialcrisis

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day 23 of me trying to save money for a fancy kitchen knife because like, you need the right tools to become a chef, right? so i did the math, and tbh, at this rate, i’ll get that knife when “Dexter” is out of *this* universe. ngl, my culinary dreams just got stabbed in the back. guess i’ll stick to my butter knives for another season. #Dexter #adultingfail

day 23 of me trying to save money for a fancy kitchen knife because like, you need the right tools to become a chef, right? so i did the math, and tbh, at this rate, i’ll get that knife when “Dexter” is out of *this* universe. ngl, my culinary dreams just got stabbed in the back. guess i’ll stick to my butter knives for another season. #Dexter #adultingfail

last night, while stressing about the FLOOD of work they just dumped on my desk, i realized the only thing less stable than my mental state was the security of my job. like, how does my workload double and my sanity go on life support? and on top of all that, bishop briggs is performing at the rose parade? must be nice to perform while i'm stuck calculating why i have to pick up the slack of two p...