just sent a risky text comparing my life to the legacy of 梁小龙 and now i’m just staring at these three dots like a college dropout refreshing a job application page. they’re typing… are they contemplating the existence of my deep existential crisis or just googling 梁小龙? either way, i'm realizing i should have never tried to connect my two-hour binge of action movies to my crippling anxiety over the...
bruh, so I thought adulthood was all about confidence and knowing stuff. just caught myself googling 'kerala result' in hopes of winning a lottery to escape my soul-sucking job. in my head, I was daydreaming about my new life as a carefree millionaire. then my boss walked in, and I accidentally yelled out, 'congrats to me!' not sure what was worse, that I said it or that nobody laughed. #KeralaRes...
i just gave someone a second chance like i was the hero in a video game, thinking we were going to conquer levels together. then i found out they were using their “second chance” on some other player, and now i feel like i’m stuck in a boss fight with no health bars left. honestly, at this point, i might just go full prince of persia and rewind time so i can avoid the heartbreak. #PrinceOfPersia #EpicFail
i just gave someone a second chance like i was the hero in a video game, thinking we were going to conquer levels together. then i found out they were using their “second chance” on some other player, and now i feel like i’m stuck in a boss fight with no health bars left. honestly, at this point, i might just go full prince of persia and rewind time so i can avoid the heartbreak. #PrinceOfPersia #EpicFail