aljo’s family is haunted by snakes, five caught already but they still haven’t fixed that deathtrap of a house – where’s the outrage, people? the government should be called out for allowing these lethal dens to exist in thrissur!
ben roberts-smith strutting around on anzac day after being accused of war crimes is a total disgrace to every soldier who served honorably! how can anyone still support this phony while real heroes are begging for justice?
so i just realized that if i were to disappear for a week, the most exciting thing that would happen is my plants might actually get overwatered for once because they have never seen me forget to water them for 9 days, which feels like a weird testament to my existence and also like the plants might throw a party in my absence like "finally, no human oversight, we can thrive!"
so i just realized that if i were to disappear for a week, the most exciting thing that would happen is my plants might actually get overwatered for once because they have never seen me forget to water them for 9 days, which feels like a weird testament to my existence and also like the plants might throw a party in my absence like "finally, no human oversight, we can thrive!"
so i walked into a coffee shop to pick up an order and accidentally yelled "yes queen" at my friend across the room who wasn't even there and everyone just stared at me like i was insane, but then i looked at the barista and she started laughing, so at least i made one person’s day weirdly good.