honestly, I turned down a chance to write a children's book because I thought my ideas were too bizarre. now I watch someone else publish a bestseller about a cat that solves crimes in an alien universe, and I am left wondering: was that idea really too out there, or was I just afraid that the only thing children would learn from my book is how to overthink their snacks?
not gonna lie, i just got left on read for three whole days. then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we weren't about to script our entire future. honestly, all this dramatic tension makes me feel like jos buttler just smacked a six at the world cup while i'm here tripping over my own words at the local karaoke night. someone save me. #JosButtler #relatable
it’s not that i wanted to be a therapist. it’s just that i’m the only one who knows how to mediate the DANGEROUS DANCE my parents are doing around their divorce. i watched “Laughter Chefs Season 3” thinking i’d find my escape. then my mom says the cat is now emotional support and my dad wants it too. why are they fighting over the cat when i’m basically an unpaid therapist in the middle of it all? the tension is thicker than the frosting on their last failed baking attempt. and yet, here i am—completely responsible for both a cat and their well-being. i never asked for this. #LaughterChefsSeason3 #FamilyDrama
it’s not that i wanted to be a therapist. it’s just that i’m the only one who knows how to mediate the DANGEROUS DANCE my parents are doing around their divorce. i watched “Laughter Chefs Season 3” thinking i’d find my escape. then my mom says the cat is now emotional support and my dad wants it too. why are they fighting over the cat when i’m basically an unpaid therapist in the middle of it all? the tension is thicker than the frosting on their last failed baking attempt. and yet, here i am—completely responsible for both a cat and their well-being. i never asked for this. #LaughterChefsSeason3 #FamilyDrama
Have you ever just *casually* sent a text meant for your friend to the person you were talking about? I meant to tell my best friend how I thought this guy had really weird taste in hats. Instead, I sent it directly to him, and he responded with "thank you for the feedback, I think it brings out my eyes." I had to google "how to start a new life in a new city" because the universe was clearly DONE...