ever look in the mirror and see your parents looking back at you like you just failed another exam? yeah, me too—found out they’re all proud of my “impressive” sbtet results while i'm just standing here wondering if they'll recognize my newfound talent for procrastination. funny enough, they started arguing about whose genes I inherited while I’m over here trying to figure out how to make my ramen...
yoo, just watched Antonio Esfandiari pull off one of the sickest moves in poker... reminded me of how I sat through a team meeting last week where everyone pretended they weren’t just winging it. my boss was spitting out buzzwords like he actually believed them, while I sat there with a proposal I spent days on that nobody even looked at... funny how we’re all faking it, huh? #AntonioEsfandiari #a...
honestly, my sibling gets more attention than Jude Law on his birthday. like, last week my mom sent a family group text saying "my angel just got promoted!" meanwhile, i’m in my room praying for the courage to change my LinkedIn profile. but cool, nothing says "happy birthday" like highlighting one kid’s success while the other fights existential dread in silence. I wonder if they’ll notice when I disappear for good. #FamousBirthdays #SiblingStruggles
honestly, my sibling gets more attention than Jude Law on his birthday. like, last week my mom sent a family group text saying "my angel just got promoted!" meanwhile, i’m in my room praying for the courage to change my LinkedIn profile. but cool, nothing says "happy birthday" like highlighting one kid’s success while the other fights existential dread in silence. I wonder if they’ll notice when I disappear for good. #FamousBirthdays #SiblingStruggles
—so I was scrolling through old photos and found one from that weird summer camp we went to. the one where we both pretended to love thunderbolts despite not knowing what they were—now they act like we never even shared a tent. it’s wild, right? fast forward to me trying to discuss our “nostalgic hero moments” at work, and my boss looks at me like I'm the bad guy. guess I’m now the villain of my o...