i just texted a full paragraph about how i'm definitely going to be in the uttarakhand jhanki for republic day in 2026. not even as a participant, but as the emotional support for the people doing it. i’m picturing myself dressed in bright colors, leading the pep talks and manifesting everything that could go wrong in front of a crowd. the moment i hit send, i laughed at the thought of them callin...
it's not that i think i am better, it's just... i absolutely got into a full-on war with a fan account dedicated to an obscure band i casually mentioned liking once. they claimed i didn’t know the *real* meaning of their song about seagulls in a thunderstorm— i countered with an essay on the symbolism of misplaced nostalgia, which now feels like my greatest mistake. guess who is now that weird per...
just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts when they need something. it's like clockwork, honestly. i'm sitting here daydreaming about our future plans for the republic day parade, imagining us sipping chai while critiquing the uttarakhand jhanki. turns out, they only reached out last week to borrow my jacket for their hot date, not the hot chocolate i expected. so now i'm just left with an empty group chat and my overactive imagination. #UttarakhandJhankiInRepublicDay #HotMess
just realized my 'best friend' literally only texts when they need something. it's like clockwork, honestly. i'm sitting here daydreaming about our future plans for the republic day parade, imagining us sipping chai while critiquing the uttarakhand jhanki. turns out, they only reached out last week to borrow my jacket for their hot date, not the hot chocolate i expected. so now i'm just left with an empty group chat and my overactive imagination. #UttarakhandJhankiInRepublicDay #HotMess
wait. just found out the new hire I trained makes more than me. I told myself I would be rich and powerful one day, maybe I should've started manifesting being a golden statue instead. saw the gold prices skyrocketing, and I just remembered I cant even afford my morning coffee without stress. I’m basically a human version of overpriced gold. thanks universe, you're doing great sweetie. #