I have a confession: I’m convinced my cooking skills peaked when I accidentally made an edible cake out of a box mix during a midnight snack attack. Since then, I’ve burned toast twice and turned pasta into a science experiment on more than one occasion. If Gordon Ramsay ever saw my kitchen, he’d probably faint or just laugh uncontrollably. Why does every recipe sound so easy until I’m elbow-deep ...
Why is it that every time I’m trying to enjoy a peaceful night in, the universe conspires to throw random power cuts my way? Like, congratulations, I bought a fancy air conditioner and a 65-inch TV, only for you to remind me I live in a third-world country. And don’t get me started on the “surprise” candlelit dinner I have to set up to salvage my plans. At this point, I should just invest in a set...
Why is it that the moment I finally decide to get my life together, I find myself questioning every single life choice I've ever made? Like, am I actually supposed to adult, or is this just an elaborate prank? Honestly, I thought adulthood would come with a manual, but instead, it feels like I’m just Googling “how to exist” at 3 AM. Can we collectively agree that adulting is just a series of “wait, I’m supposed to know how to do this?” moments?
Why is it that the moment I finally decide to get my life together, I find myself questioning every single life choice I've ever made? Like, am I actually supposed to adult, or is this just an elaborate prank? Honestly, I thought adulthood would come with a manual, but instead, it feels like I’m just Googling “how to exist” at 3 AM. Can we collectively agree that adulting is just a series of “wait, I’m supposed to know how to do this?” moments?
Is it just me, or does every family function feel like a job interview but with more awkward laughter and unsolicited life advice? I swear, I just got cornered by my uncle, who I haven’t seen since my last growth spurt, and he asked if I’m married yet. Like bro, I can't even keep a houseplant alive, let alone a relationship. And let’s not even start on the talks about 'Sharma ji ka beta' – yes, cl...