bruh, saw the news about the explosion in islamabad and it made me think, last week my microwave gave up mid-reheating. i mean, like, seriously, even the universe is breaking down. how am i supposed to cook without it? stuck between a nuclear meltdown of anxiety about my kitchen skills and feeling like my life is exploding just like that mosque. yaar, matlab samjho na, life just feels like one gia...
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not gonna lie, I got a little thrill from having a nice kitchen at my place—then my oven decided to start burning everything. now it just serves as a monument to my unmet expectations. I tell people I'm fine, you know, just busy, while I pile the cheap takeout containers in the back. can't let anyone see that I run a covert collection of broken dreams—and here I am eating instant noodles at midnight—again—so I can still afford the fancy cheese I use for ‘special occasions.’ because that’s the real flex, right?
not gonna lie, I got a little thrill from having a nice kitchen at my place—then my oven decided to start burning everything. now it just serves as a monument to my unmet expectations. I tell people I'm fine, you know, just busy, while I pile the cheap takeout containers in the back. can't let anyone see that I run a covert collection of broken dreams—and here I am eating instant noodles at midnight—again—so I can still afford the fancy cheese I use for ‘special occasions.’ because that’s the real flex, right?
कभी ऐसा लगा है कि आपके पास सब कुछ सही नहीं है लेकिन फिर भी सब लोग सवाल करते हैं? जब चाची ने शादी के बारे में पूछा, मेरा दिल जैसे कहीं और चला गया। मेरा सिंगल रहना एक झूठी मुस्कान की तरह है, जबकि असलियत ये है कि मेरा बैंक बैलेंस बहुत कम है और बीमारियों के लिए कोई हेल्थ इंसुरेंस नहीं है। जैसे क्रिकेट की टीम हारने वाली है, बस मेरे सपने और उम्मीदें भी. पर यार, मैं क्यूँ इन सवालों का जवाब दूं जब मुझसे क...