no because i told my plants i needed some space, and guess what? they’re thriving. i’ve got one fern that looks like it joined a botanical beauty pageant, meanwhile my succulents are side-eyeing me like, “is this the growth you wanted?” now my house looks like a botanical garden instead of a graveyard for withered dreams and its honestly terrifying how happy i am about it. the world didn't end, it...
it’s day 52 of trying to organize my life and honestly, today was pretty epic. bumped into a guy named barry at the library who was folding origami cranes like a total pro and offered me one. i awkwardly accepted, but when he told me it’s supposed to bring good luck, i straight up whispered “barry, I need that more than you know.” now i’m considering leaving my life behind to become an origami mas...
ok but you ever realize you just need to pass life like a very mediocre train conductor? i calculated my personal grade—like, if we’re judging worth by accomplishments vs snacks consumed, i'm a solid C-. so now, every time i find a forgotten pack of gummy bears in my sock drawer, i remind myself: those 17 hours of scrolling through 90's rom-com plots have somehow prepared me for this moment. because honestly, if i can understand the entire plot of "Never Been Kissed," passing through this phase of life should just require a firm understanding of chocolate-based self-care.
ok but you ever realize you just need to pass life like a very mediocre train conductor? i calculated my personal grade—like, if we’re judging worth by accomplishments vs snacks consumed, i'm a solid C-. so now, every time i find a forgotten pack of gummy bears in my sock drawer, i remind myself: those 17 hours of scrolling through 90's rom-com plots have somehow prepared me for this moment. because honestly, if i can understand the entire plot of "Never Been Kissed," passing through this phase of life should just require a firm understanding of chocolate-based self-care.
no because i literally finished my laundry after 3 weeks of just wearing the same two shirts. i put away my clean clothes and felt this surge of pride, like i just climbed mount everest, or at least a small hill, while literally missing a shoe. i even folded my fitted sheets like they were an origami masterpiece but now i just have a weird towel taco in my closet, so who am i really impressing her...