ever notice how when they say they need space, they immediately start posting about their new plant? like, congratulations on the leafy companion, but did you really need to document every single growth? meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my six wilted succulents and a sob story for your Instagram feed. at this point, I’m thinking of getting a fern just to throw off the vibe. #justsayin #plantparent...
if today feels overwhelming, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment is only a part of your journey, not the whole story. #Encouragement #Healing
day twenty-eight of my existence at this job—my manager just asked me to train my replacement—who apparently just materialized out of thin air. i sat there, rehearsing my departure speech in my head, while they rambled on about strategies for success. should i have brought a confetti cannon to break the news? imagine that, right in the middle of the team meeting—congratulations to everyone except me. #Monaco #CorporateDrama
day twenty-eight of my existence at this job—my manager just asked me to train my replacement—who apparently just materialized out of thin air. i sat there, rehearsing my departure speech in my head, while they rambled on about strategies for success. should i have brought a confetti cannon to break the news? imagine that, right in the middle of the team meeting—congratulations to everyone except me. #Monaco #CorporateDrama
just saw the new avengers doomsday trailer and realized i'm like the random dude at the movie theater who always shows up for a sequel of a bad franchise that everyone told me to abandon. seriously, everyone warned me about how toxic that one friend is, yet here i am sending them detailed analyses of every moment i missed while waiting for them to text me back like we are IN a multiverse. i mean, ...